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Bitch

A woman who is a live-in girlfriend, does not pay any bills and always lets you pay the tab, even though she makes more money than you because she has a Masters in Education. Then proceeds to go on a weekend getaway with her girlfriends to Las Vegas for a spartan run, but also omits any details to her boyfriend about getting dolled up and attending male nude shows, clubs, and party buses. While she’s away, her expectation is for her boyfriend to stay home and watch her dog and three cats, even though she didn’t ask him to do so. She will also continue to monitor him with her phone through a home security system, interrogate him at what times he opens the doors in his own house and will always guilt trip him when he tries to see friends or family because he’s not giving her all of his attention.

Nothing will ever be good enough for her, and she will always cry to get what she wants. Did I forget to mention that she also cheated on him while he was away on his military deployment?
Nichole-“Do you seriously know all of these women on your Facebook? It really bothers me that you added them”.

Charles-“Bitch, at least I’m not out there hooking up with co-workers or random people in Vegas!”
by Chazz Jones April 19, 2018
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bitch simp

A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.
Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."
by Maconga October 27, 2017
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Pussy ass bitch

A person who acts like they know everything and then when it comes around to the fight the pussy out
by Fatgurl123 October 27, 2017
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Basic Bitch

When a small child sprays pumpkin spice air freshener in the bathroom to the point where it forms a cloud that's very very very very very very very BIG.
My basic bitch son just sprayed a can of pumpkin spice air freshoner in my bathroom.
by White Black Supremacist October 28, 2017
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Bitch

A female dog that is also a person witht he name kendall
by Yeitch May 16, 2017
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mack your bitch

by sammyswagswag May 17, 2017
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Bitches

Originally used to describe two bitches named Katia and Gianella. The word "bitches" represents how dumb, slutty, stupid, drunk, hilarious, whores, and bitchy they are.
Katia and Gianella are the best and dumbest bitches
by kit-kat-tequila May 18, 2017
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