Fat sausage in my yum bucket

A euphemism for sex.

Sarah: "What are you doing this weekend, Kate?"

Kate: "I'm going to get me some fat sausage in my yum bucket!"

by ProfessorPlay May 14, 2016

i have lost my keys

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.

Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.

by nir5117 February 6, 2018

who gave my son a plant

no but like who gave my son a plant. he fucked it

who gave my son a plant

by haydenÕwÕ November 2, 2019

Ur not invited to my birthday party

This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad

Ur not invited to my birthday party

by Big boy Jayden November 29, 2020

a tomato flew around my room

when something is a little bit off

instead of saying "that was a bit off" say "that was like a tomato flew around my room, bro"

by mother trucker, dude December 1, 2020

might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !

this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !

by michael foolsley December 2, 2020

might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)

dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !

by michael foolsley December 3, 2020