Lost my Thai curry bet

When that urge to purge that spicey gas turns muddy.

Fuck, gambled and lost my Thai curry bet... Gotta go grab a wet wipe and some new boxers... See you in 10 minutes.

by spflex57 November 30, 2019

Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

by TurdShark January 3, 2020

Oh my sweet giddy gads

A phrase most likely to be used by mothers, meaning something like "Oh my word" or
"Oh my goodness"

Oh my sweet giddy gads, that's the cutest little baby I ever did see.

by Ethan Schrodenheimer March 27, 2020

Pulling rabbits out of my ass

Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.

N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass

by FridayLightsFTW May 15, 2020

Why are you rejecting my words

You are rejecting my words I don't like it because they are good words and they took a lot of work and time please don't reject them. And don't forget thought

Why are you rejecting my words.

by Big cracka July 28, 2020

I fuck with my shoes off

What you say to a woman you’re about to fuck when you don’t want to use a condom, so when she says yeah obviously, you’re good.

I brought this young lass home and I told her I fuck with my shoes off
She said “don’t we all”
9 months later there’s my son

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Fuck my old sea bones

An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.

Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.

"well Fuck my old sea bones"

"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"

by Al8xXx January 12, 2012