I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
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IED

A bomb used by non-military forces such as terrorists, school shooters, or anyone whose desire is to kill someone they hate with a homemade bomb.
School shooter: yo, i'm gonna kill you with this IED.

Random hoe: surely i'm not on your list, right?

School shooter: well...
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IED

Improvised Explosive Device.
Often referring to makeshift bombs or explosives made from common items.
Usually used when no real explosives are nearby, and one is required.
ex: A Molotov Cocktail, or a C4.
"This door is blocked off from the inside, and we need to get in. What now?"
"I found some gunpowder earlier, maybe we can make an IED.
"Great, this door will definitely go down then."
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ied

Military Word/Acronym for Improvised Explosive Device

“An improvised explosive device is a bomb constructed and deployed in ways other than in conventional military action. It may be constructed of conventional military explosives, such as an artillery shell, attached to a detonating mechanism. IEDs are commonly used as roadside bombs, or homemade bombs.” -Wikipedia
That IED just blew up Johnson’s Leg!!!
by bomber73 July 07, 2023
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I can’t :/

An excuse used by simps, followed by “I’m injured” or “I’m tired bruh” when actually they are making TikToks.
Jack: yo can you hangout today?
Kye: I can’t :/
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I love V

When you love someones pussy

Cat. lol
"Ohhh,I love V! It's sooooo cute"
by Ifukurmom February 17, 2021
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