gap man

A man that will never be your husband, but you use as a fuckboy between bfs.

"Hey Jenni, is that your new bf?"
"Yea!"
"Is he the one? Husband material?"
"Naw, he's just good in bed and I got bored."
"Ahh, your gap man"

by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018

Dibble Man

A Dibble Man is a man who likes to fiddle with young women, and elderly men.

Guy: Oi mate it’s a dibble man, his names probably jimmy.

by Dibble Man the wide October 08, 2020

Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner

fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man

by Phil Blade November 14, 2024

saucy man

A man that is spicy in words,insulting people and don’t caring about other opinions

Blud1:yo bill is so fucking annoying
Blud2:yea he doesn’t even care like he’s a saucy man

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 03, 2023

the mold man

The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.

Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*

by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 05, 2024

The Four-Man Malkie

A move in which four men simultaneously penetrate a single males anus. These services are usually found on various toilet stalls in Nuneaton.

Are you going to the Four-Man Malkie tonight? I found out about it on a toilet stall at the bowling alley last Friday.

Omg have you heard about Liam? He's going to attempt a the Twelve-Man Malkie on the Guiness Book of World Records! This will likely be life changing !

by Smithington1957 June 04, 2022