National beer in my hair day

The 29th of April is the national beer in my hair day. You go around with a beer in your hair and you would be competly normal.

Josh: Why do you have a beer in your hair?
Me: Because it's national beer in my hair day, try it!

by anonymous April 25, 2018

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I want to shit my pants

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.

I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...

by little.piece.of.cow.poo May 31, 2018

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Extra swatch off my palette

Some more things you have to do on that day and you already have lot of things to do

Sienna: what else do I have to do

Cara: a project and now we have to do another project
Sienna: ugh that’s just an extra swatch off my palette

by The realest shishtar February 22, 2019

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Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019

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Don't twist my flippity flaps

When dick bags try to manipulate your words to make them come off differently.

Phandrew: "I can't hangout with the boys tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Jessica"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"

by SpaceyHawk220 January 7, 2018

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