Baruch College Campus High School

BCCHS is located smack in the center of office buildings in which rich old white men work and go on vape breaks next to the school's entrance. They also eat with us at fancy lunch places like Prett a manger and Cava. Don't expect to spend less than $10 on lunch here. We spend most of our time in Taza Deli drinking watered down iced hazelnut coffee and eating overpriced salad. The prices are raised every day because the sophmores keep stealing Snapple and juuling in the back. We call ourselves Baruchians to feel special and entitled. Our building is broken and crusty and only has 5 floors but you can go to the dirty 6th floor and hookup with ugly boys in secret. Every week a few students get stuck in the elevator but don't worry because they're all still alive. We basicalaly own Madison Square park. All of our teachers are millennials and use memes in their lessons but most of them can't pass their students for the regents. We like to gossip with them about our social issues and emotional shortcomings. We have 0.2 ap classes and a gym the size of your average living room with complementing mustard lighting. Almost everyone goes to Syracuse or Binghampton but we like to tell people that we have students at ivy leagues because someone went to Harvard 8 years ago. We love our parent coordinator and our security guards and our assistant principal is a skater who listens to Avril Lavigne.

Blue Devil pride!!! BEST SCHOOL EVER ELRO K

Someone: *complains about Baruch College Campus High School*
Baruch Student: *aggressively snaps*
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Baruchian: Hey, what's your grade average for this quarter?
Every other Baruchian: 95.
Baruchian: Bro didn't you fail the regents???
Every other Baruchian: Yeah bro but my teacher told me all of my homework assignments were extraordinary cuz I didn't leave white space when I annotated.

by hasudhwehd July 22, 2019

Little Rock Central High School

An incredibly boring school located on South Park street in Little Rock that's actually two schools in one. One features AP courses taught by brilliant teachers and is populated by Asians, Arabs, a few token blacks, and white kids who wear Sperrys/Uggs. The other is taught by coaches and angry old ladies and is almost completely black, with some exceptions. The school is currently run by a woman named Nancy who is quite fond of acting like a complete moron/bitch when the media is not looking. Oh yeah, the school gets attention from the news sometimes because, I don't know, it's historic. One of the Central student's favorite past-times is pretending they're better than other people because we have history or something.

Historic Little Rock Central High School is one of about three things to see if you're vacationing in our city for some strange reason.

At Central, our security guards are too fat to walk

by Waldorfastoria January 1, 2012

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

William Aberhart high school

BALLSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like every high school it sucks them. No attractive males attend this school, but if you are a lesbian you'd have lots of fun here.Natalie, Ashley, Deanna and Katrina are the sexiest females at this school. Hunt them downnnnn ;) they don't bite unless you want them to.

the other eve i was visting william aberhart high school, 'twas not a nice place to be, however these lovely wenches by the names of nat, kat, dee and ash made the experience much grander

by D.A.N.K May 17, 2011

Albert leonard middle school

Gay ass school full of white little brats. Isaac is way fucking better that those hoes. They think they are ‘the shit’ because their mpmma got moneyy

albert leonard middle school is gay

by Chikennuggets4life December 10, 2018

Mount Hebron High School

gay school for losers who think they are the shit.
also kids who think they are party animals go here and think they are the shit, but no one is the shit but me, m mcginty

fags

u all are so gay u seem like u go to hebron

by matt mcginty May 5, 2005

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.

guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)

by LL Money July 19, 2010