Dirty Rabbit Ear

During the winter months, when you take a dump on a fat chick's stomach and try to burry your dick into her naval (like a rabbit trying to burrow in a muddy hole). Your ejaculation simulates the melting of the snow, which allows the dirty rabbit (your shit covered cock) to then burrow in a dryer, more suitable burrow for the Spring (AKA the girl's ear canal). During the Spring burrowing process, you are giving the girl a dirty rabbit ear.

My girlfriend shrunk my favorite sweater so I gave her a dirty rabbit ear.

by Real. Big. BOOBS July 1, 2014

Dirty Monkey Bomb

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.

Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb

by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017

Dirty Cheese Trick

The Dirty Cheese Trick occurs when a person hands a coupon (painted with liquid cheese on the back) to a store clerk, and the store clerk gets nasty cheese on his/her hand.

Specifically, the dirty cheese trick is accomplished by taking a cookie coupon at the restaurant Fuddruckers, and painting the back of it with Fuddruckers' Jalapeno Cheese, and then handing the cookie coupon to the bakery attendant front side up. The unsuspecting bakery attendant will grab the coupon and get Fuddruckers Jalapeno cheese on her hand. Voila!

by Pokonchi May 15, 2009

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila

The best f*cking tequila in the world

The Dirty Sanchez Tequila is the perfect combination of sweet and spicy.

by @thedirtysancheztequila July 21, 2023

dirty eight ball

The act of positioning ones self and exposing ones genitals to distract an opposing player that is engaged in shooting the eight ball in a game of bar pool.

Egan: Hey did you win that game?
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!

by Wheels45 July 9, 2017

dirty santa claus

The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)

Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"

by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015

Dirty Glove

When a man fists a woman's ass and she covers his hand in shit.

that nasty ho gave me a dirty glove

by Matheni October 9, 2007