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Dirty Rabbit Ear

During the winter months, when you take a dump on a fat chick's stomach and try to burry your dick into her naval (like a rabbit trying to burrow in a muddy hole). Your ejaculation simulates the melting of the snow, which allows the dirty rabbit (your shit covered cock) to then burrow in a dryer, more suitable burrow for the Spring (AKA the girl's ear canal). During the Spring burrowing process, you are giving the girl a dirty rabbit ear.
My girlfriend shrunk my favorite sweater so I gave her a dirty rabbit ear.
by Real. Big. BOOBS July 1, 2014
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dirty eight ball

The act of positioning ones self and exposing ones genitals to distract an opposing player that is engaged in shooting the eight ball in a game of bar pool.
Egan: Hey did you win that game?
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!
by Wheels45 July 9, 2017
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The Ultimate Dirty Sanchez

Its where you crap a log in your own hand and wipe it across the targets upper lip region forcing them to smell fecal matter for a long period of time.
by ComptonAssRyan March 18, 2009
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Dirty Ice Packer

A derogatory term for Eskimos.

The word originates from Eskimos making igloos, literally "packing ice or snow".
Bob: See that Eskimo over there?
Sherry: Yeah
Bob: He's a dirty ice packer.
Sherry: Oh you.
by ArctixFawx December 4, 2010
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Dirty Diego Takis

The act of taking Takis and shoving them up a girls vagina until she has an orgasm and then proceeding to eat the Takis and lick the crumbs off of her pussy. Then shoving a Taki into your urethral opening whilst climaxing and passing chlamydia on purpose, and finally finishing her off by slapping her in the face with your testicles until she dies.
Hey bro do you know what happened to Miranda last night? Because I heard she died but nobody knows how.
Well lets just say I spiced things up a bit and gave her the Dirty Diego Takis last night.
by youknowwhoisaking January 24, 2022
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Dirty Monkey Bomb

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.
Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb
by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017
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Dirty Little Asian

Someone who fantasizes about carrying out sexual acts or fetishes that are popular in Asian culture. i.e. sniffing a girls underwear that has been worn for an extended period of time.
Eugene: I want to sniff Julia's panties.
Cathy: Stop that, what would your wife say you Dirty Little Asian!
by Chu Mei May 19, 2017
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