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Man of steel

A 2013 flawed superman movie. Sure it’s kinda good but the character development of Kal el is mostly nonexistent, not terrible but not great either
Man of steel is the most disappointing movie since xmen 3

It’s a shame man of steel hurt my expectations since henry cavill is perfect casting
by SlightlyunderratedEmail July 26, 2022
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Du lukker bare bøtten man

“Du lukker bare bøtten man”
Guys says it to beautiful girls
by Djdjrjrj July 27, 2022
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Luigi Man

I was perpendicular to the sexy beast in the café and he was a Luigi Man. Sexy Man, big guy
by Froyo In A Cup July 28, 2022
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Street-Fighting Man

1. (n.) A person who tends to participate in public protests often.
Dave: Did you hear about the protest over the new law?
Bill: Yeah, do you think Jim is going to participate in it?
Dave: Are you kidding? That street-fighting man will join nearly any protest!
by Fireball734 July 28, 2022
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Lore Man

They knows all of the lore; the lore of your life, life, and all of the observable universe. This entity harvests this power and thrives off of knowledge. They are said to create the word "lore", or everything. They are some cosmic being lurking the streets of Earth, absorbing the power of the complex being of a human. Speaking to this entity will drive you to insanity from the pure information you will absorb, like Black Bolt whispering in your ear, and will explode. Only some have reported to survive a face to face interaction with this thing.
Person 1: Hey do you know where the closest gas station is?
Lore Man: Ī̶̟ ̶͈̤͛͒ḱ̴̤͕̑n̶̳͎̂͝o ̠̪̓̓w̴̢̲̑ ͓̼̚a ͔́ḷ̵̗͊͑l ̉͊ͅ ̵̘͗̋o̴̠͝f̴͖̮́ ̹̮̉t̵͍̄h ̎͜e̶͉͐ ̴̻͈̑͠l̶̰̄o ̝͂ȓ̵̳̣e̴̟̰͒̓.̶̢̍ ̴͓̗̾I ͚̏̕t̵̢̛̄͜ ͖̻̀̈́i̵̭͍̚s ̲̗̓̚ ̶͎̈1̶͖̾.̴̘̂̕3 ̢͊7̵͕̠̈5̶̘̤̓̕4̴͙͋7̶̣͑ ̴͍͆̊m̶̫̎̔i̵̗̣̎l̵̮͗ē̶̡̻̾s ̗̇̈́ ̶̭̒̏n̴̺̠̑͗o̴̾́͜r̶̨̙͗͝t̶́̿͜h ͚̋ ͈̯̌͌f ͖̄r̶̦̞̚ö̵͖́͝m̶̊̃ͅ ̴̥̈́t ̨̰̊ḧ̶͖ͅi̶̩̠̇͌s ̡̩̋̂ ͓͊͌e̶͇͇̾x̵̹̲́̏a ̛̺c ̗̫̈́͒t ̣̿͠ ̴̳̾p̶͉͍͝o ̟̀s ̻̕͝i ̰̗̔̄t ͇̅͜i ͈͋ȯ̵̼͍n ̱͆͝. ̺̓ ̳̾̂T ͙̥̈́a ͔̒ķ̶͋̒e ̞́ ̴͉͗͝ͅt ̮̟̈̓h̶͇̲̎͊i ͕̻͠͝s ̼̂ ̶͚͍̈r̶̝̦̐͗o̵̱̜͛́ā̵̘d ͔̍̅ ̵̗̔̕a ̙͇͐͆n ̡͙̌d ̰̲̃̿ ̶̠̓͘t ̫̀u̶̟͒r̴͊̈́ͅń̵̦̐ ̵̦̲̈̓r̴̗̣̓́i̴͍̮̔̃g ̼̰̉h ̘̘̍t̵͕̓̕ ̵̖͛i̵̡̯̅̚n ̢̃̊ ̞̩̚.̴̧̖̕8 ͍́ͅ5 ͈̠͆4 ̯̥̇̈́6 ͎͂̆ ̨̭͆̈́m̶͈̽̚i̶̼̒l̶̛̥͜e̴̲̦̾̉s̵͈͉͒͠ ̶̳̓ä̶̧́͘n̴̰͉͐d̶̮̮͝ ̴̻̆̏ï̴̜t ͔̗̽̽ ̵͒ͅw ͚͓͌i̵̦̋̽l ̲͆l̴͎͝ ̵̣̔͌b ̒̐͜e ̢̌̈́ ̵̝̿̇t ͉̯̍͑o̶̹̐̅ ̶͈̐y ̜͉͋ȏ̶̞̟͝ú̵̬̳r̴̮̳̆ ̣̹̔͊l̴̨͈̂́e ̙̾f̶̛̪ͅt ̘͗͌. ̣̕
Person 1: *goes insane and explodes*

Lore Man: Į̶̛̹̝̯̱̘̜̦̻̮͗͗̚ ͍̟͌̃̈́͝g ̟͓̱̞͗u ̙̙̘̱̮̣͕́̋͌̈́̒̍̑͝ȩ̵̬͖͎̄̆͝s ̢̢̨̝̮͙̝͔͖̿̒́̈́̓̔ŝ̴̜̽̌͂ ̶̡͕̞͓̺̟̌̊̂͜͠͝͝ͅs ͔͓̭̻̹̤̞̪͉͗̎̌͂̉͜o ̫͙̦͈̋̔̋́̏̐͘͠͝m ̣̟̱̜̞̈̀́e ̰̯̬̹͓̭̺͙̔͗̔͛̀͐̕ͅ ̢͙̮͊m ͕͇̮̺̮̻͚̅̒̽̆̐͊o ̛̻͇̐̂̒r ̟͒ţ̴͂̓͊̚͝͝ȃ̶̹͚͓̍̆̈́͐̄l̶͍͂́̂̏̎̋̒s̴̬͛̇̋͋ ̵̧͓͚͕͓̳̲̳̏̓̒́̓̓͝͝j̶̨̞̫̙͖̭͇͋ͅu̶̻͚̺͓̐́͛͘s̴͈͈̰̮̮͈͓͎̏͂͒ţ̵̟̻͑ ̴̧̫͍̗̥͇͎̠̣̆̋͌͛͛̿͑̆̃͘͜c̶̡͙͚͉͒̔̅̊͋͋̎͒a̶̢͖̱̯̘͊̊͛͝ṋ̴̗͕̈́̌̌ ̶̨̥̝̭̥͙̦̯̫̭̉̽͗̾͝͠n ̣̈́̒̿̋ơ̶̖͕̦̭̗̜̳͉̯̒̈͊̋̿͜t̵̤̹̪̀̈́̊͆͛͊̈́ ̵̰͕̠̖̗͉̪̒̊̑̍͆̏̂h ̨̦̝̺͇̰͉̉̿͋̃͘a ͚͓͚̮͖͆̈̀͆̈́̍̎̕͝n̶̦̜̉̿d̶̩̩̰̈́̃̍̎̿͂̽̋̅ļ̶͓̜̙̞̬̤̱͊̆̀̇͌́́̽̚e̶̡̦̻̍́̑́͠ ̴̢̛̬̣̼̪̲̏̃̈́͑͊͂t ̠͐̊͐h ̨̥̮̜̫͔̮̬̪̎ë̵͙̜̫͔̳͙́͑̎͌͌̓́̾ ̨͍̙̑͋͑̃͂͒͌̕͠l ̬͔̺̦̱̗̙̣̌͠o̶̝̜͚̒̈́̂̂́̓̐̍̃͘ŗ̵̢͖̪̞̖͔̭̻̈̎͆̄́̄͌̑͝e ̙̦̹̓̅̆̅̋͐̕͠.̶̡͇̘̮͓̍́̏
by idontfuckmen July 28, 2022
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Creeper? aw man

Creeper? aw man
So we back in the mine swinging pickaxe from side to side

(Side side to side)
by EmiAndArrow July 30, 2022
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