Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.

My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”

by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

National fuck your crush day

February 26th is this wonderful holiday

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021

National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something

National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs

by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021

Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

by CoooooolDogmannn December 21, 2020

Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).

I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.

by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017

your mom

somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute

-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️

by what does this mean lmao February 17, 2022

thats your jawn

that's your bitch that you care and have deep feelings for.

Bruh you've been texting her for 2 weeks straight? Thats your jawn

by MVRVXL October 16, 2013