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Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit
*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"
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Don't shit where you eat

This expression refers to doing anything that would jeopardize something important or essential to you. A common example of shitting where one eats is engaging in a romantic affair with a co-worker, but lying to your roommate or stealing from friends also fits this expression.
Local Bike Shop Mechanic #1: "Can you believe that guy? I've hooked him up dozens of times, but after the tantrum he just threw, I'll never take a dime off a part for him again."

LBS Mechanic #2: "Seriously. Hasn't he ever heard? Don't shit where you eat."
by Tom Cerveaux February 8, 2010
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get that weak shit outta here

said in general dislike regarding something that is below one's standards; can be said to someone who really sucks at whatever they are trying to do
- aww shiitt, dat girl SUCKS at LIFE!
- i kno, right? she really needs to GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!
by Flying Pegasus January 22, 2008
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R n D Shit

R n D Shit meaning unusual, or wierd shit Random shit
Thats some proper R n D Shit
by Ash88 July 6, 2007
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More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
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When you're raging in CS:GO you then will come to a complete life of swearing everytime you die and you will run out of words and make them up and create this.
*Dies for 50th time*
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING MY ASSHOLE!? THIS GAME SUCKS!
by EndItall666 May 29, 2018
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