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Icky Zombie

When a man finishes on their partners eyes. Afterwards the man doesn’t get their partner a towel and they watch the person meander around with their arms out, resembling a zombie or undead creature
1-Dude what happened to Stacy

2- she broke up with me after I gave her the ole icky zombie
by This is not pudding June 13, 2019
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zombie dump

when one strains making noises akin to a zombie while deficating.
I can hear Jazmyne in the bathroom taking a wicked zombie dump.
by Dr. Dre Denido May 3, 2015
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Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain
Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie
by eef_q June 13, 2024
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Zombie

(A new thought, on an old word, bare with me)

It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)

What's your plan when SHTF

God Bless America
Holy funk, It just hit me like a ton of bricks. That those peppers use the word "zombie" to describe someone who is stuck with their head in their smartphone, wandering around almost oblivious to what's going on around them....a d because of where the "zombies" live, they can't hunt for food other than other humans.

Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.

I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy
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Zombie Hand

When a girl kisses your hand and you decide you never want to wash it again after that. So her kiss stays on your hand as well as the bacteria from her lips making your hand a “Zombie Hand”.
That teen boy’s crush kissed his hand the other day he said he never wants to wash that hand again after she kissed his hand so now he has a “Zombie Hand”.
by Vielee August 28, 2023
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Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.
Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....
by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011
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Plants VS Zombies

a popular tower defense game from 2009 that EA bought and ruined, for one the first game is free and is also full of ads now on mobile and then theres pvz 2 and pvz 3, pvz 2 was an alright game but it was filled with microtransactions but from what pvz 3 looks like pvz 2 looks fine, pvz 3 is a tower defense game just like the others but the art style sucks in most people opinions because it uses a mixture of 3d and 2d at the same time and also most likely going to have microtransactions and the peashooter oh god what did they do to him
person 1: "hey bro ever heard of Plants VS Zombies?"
person 2: "yeah, why?"
person 1:"dont get excited for PVZ 3 it looks garbage :)"
by OrdinaryJoe March 1, 2022
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