three alarm pants

super long shorts that go all the way down to your anclkes often worn with the waist bands below the ass
by the shadymilkman July 08, 2003
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three ring circus

A girl that has a nice face,ass and breasts. Basically, she has the whole package.
Did you see that chick, she was like a three ring circus.
by mob rat July 26, 2005
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three martini lunch

The three martini lunch, otherwise known as the alcoholics version of a two martini lunch. Generally used to refer to people who have too much time and nothing to do with it (see example).
Person A: "Man, fedex isn't going to deliver the package i need till 2:00!"

Person B: "Well then, go have yourself a three martini lunch!"
by AA March 22, 2005
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Three Wise Men

Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.
No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."
by The Dude Named The Guy May 29, 2008
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Three ways from Sunday

A: Something you would like to, or have done several times

B: Something that has been done several times

C: Several ways to do something

Can have positive or negative connotation

Synonymous with six ways from Sunday
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one two three NUT

bitch sucked me dry next thing u know one two three NUT! on her mothafucking face gee
by I C U M 1 September 12, 2010
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Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even
How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong
by BaveT March 05, 2009
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