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Wash the chicken shit off your eggs

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours
by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023
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Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020
mugGet the Dick-Washmug.

Windsor Wash

When a spoon isn't at hand, one must finger wet wipes and dip finger into peanut butter. He/She must then proceed to slurp pb off of finger.
guy1: dude! We don't have any spoons. Windsor Wash it!
guy2: *cheaahh brooo*
by first nigga November 4, 2014
mugGet the Windsor Washmug.

Pressure Washing

"Man, did you see that guy pressure washing that other dude the other day? So gay."
by JdizzleLikesCocks May 5, 2015
mugGet the Pressure Washingmug.

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.
Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!
by Albionest July 13, 2025
mugGet the Jet Washed the Soffit Boardsmug.

Whopper wash

When somone washes your sweaty balls
Damn you owe me a whopper wash you dirty bitch
by Ajx20 April 9, 2021
mugGet the Whopper washmug.

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