Belgian Waffle

A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a Belgian Waffle. She ate that mess up like she was starving!

by JGTLBB February 11, 2014

Waffle Blue

A dark shade of blue most often applied to the common STD "Blue Waffle."

Britney- My favorite color is Waffle Blue!
Adoring Fan- Ewww, you have one?!
Britney- Huh?

by Assburgerzz? August 24, 2010

dry waffle

It is when you penetrate a girl and it is not wet.

Steve: Bro! I just penetrated and she was like a dry waffle.

Tim: Ew gross. Dump that bitch.

by RealNiggaHoursGlock September 19, 2016

Dick waffle

A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking

Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night

by chinquay September 17, 2019

Dusty waffle

The dusty waffle is an extremely rare and expensive piece of waffle. It plays drums in a band called Queen Annes Revenge. It listens to only the best music and always has at least 10 girls trying to get on it's dick. The dusty waffle is very funny but it's an in-the-closet nerd, which is adorable. It also snores. It's always down to hangout and have an adventure. And most important, the dusty waffle loves it's best friend, Becca. <3

What's 10x better than a blue waffle?
A dusty waffle.

by Youurbiggestfan June 30, 2011

Gourmet Waffles

A code word for "second base" when txting or talking

Maggie and I had gourmet waffles the other day.

by Nikeswoosh May 25, 2011

waffle mugger

(verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands

frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day

dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up

by faggenspackle December 21, 2008