The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017
Get the touching davenortemug. On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022
Get the Touch your Cousin Daymug. 
A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.
“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”
“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
by Sxftware April 12, 2022
Get the Midas Touch Effectmug. Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024
Get the Im going to touch youmug. touchhole
a person easily angered or set off.
from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.
a person easily angered or set off.
from the hole in early firearms through which charge was ignited.
by beejammie August 12, 2022
Get the touch-holemug. by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022
Get the Touch Grassmug.