Not exactly what Brandon said but have to please the masses. The Kentucky Thumb is the act of inserting ones thumb into a hold or wound for pleasure or to stop from bleeding out.
by ThatOneHT May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.
by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky thumbmug. Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!
by TrexDeer May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. When your spend some quality time with a lady partner and you have the overwhelming desire to stick your thumb in her butt while getting it on.
by Kentucky Thumb Master May 21, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. The thumbs monkeys have on their feet so they can climb trees.
I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.
I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.
Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.
My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.
My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.
by chFree77 December 2, 2024
Get the Toe thumbmug. "Just saw that second photo, was she ogling over the ridiculous amount of beers?"
No, thumb fumble on adding that.
No, thumb fumble on adding that.
by spenger April 14, 2011
Get the Thumb fumblemug.