Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

three ring circus

A girl that has a nice face,ass and breasts. Basically, she has the whole package.

Did you see that chick, she was like a three ring circus.

by mob rat August 23, 2005

three martini lunch

The three martini lunch, otherwise known as the alcoholics version of a two martini lunch. Generally used to refer to people who have too much time and nothing to do with it (see example).

Person A: "Man, fedex isn't going to deliver the package i need till 2:00!"

Person B: "Well then, go have yourself a three martini lunch!"

by AA March 22, 2005

Three Wise Men

Come on now. It's when you put your three boys, (index, middle, ring finger) into your girl. Use your index to flip the switch in the girl. the middle and ring are in a 'come here' motion. Trust me, after performing this. You will be loved, adored and cared for some time. A REALLY LONG TIME. Hence why the three wise men are that, the wisest.

No need to say, "Hey, I just pulled a three wise men."
"How did she like it?"
"We woke up she bought me breakfast, shoes, clothes, and a spiffy new watch."
"No fucking way, with what again?"
"Mother fuckin' three wise men, yo."

by The Dude Named The Guy May 29, 2008

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even

How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

by BaveT March 4, 2009

Three ways from Sunday

A: Something you would like to, or have done several times

B: Something that has been done several times

C: Several ways to do something

Can have positive or negative connotation

Synonymous with six ways from Sunday

"They fucked her three ways from Sunday!"- Scream 3

by abracalicious March 7, 2020

one two three NUT

When u nut (orgasm) with the quickness..

bitch sucked me dry next thing u know one two three NUT! on her mothafucking face gee

by I C U M 1 September 12, 2010