wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015

Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.

Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob

by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020

Eco Wank

Having a tug while listening to erotic noises coming from your housemates bedroom.

I had an Eco Wank last night while Vitu was banging is bird.

by Loverat101 October 22, 2019

Wank shit

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself

oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.

by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018

spanky wank

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates

Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

by dievfksi October 10, 2016

profile wank

Wanking to somebodies instagram profile picture.

"Have you seen Emily's profile picture"
"Yeh, might profile wank to it"

by julesiscancer July 10, 2017

stank wank

An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.

Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.

by Antonymys April 21, 2014