sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.
by christina_jessica August 02, 2008
Turtle tracks are when a chick with exceptionally long meat curtains, a.k.a pussy lips walks on the beach in sand dragging her meat curtains leaving a trail like a turtle does, one would call that turtle tracks!
Sara wanted to take a break from all her promiscuity and take a walk on the beach. Little did she know she was leaving turtle tracks in the sand for all her guy friends to follow.
by Shucky Kunt February 11, 2019
by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010
Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.
by superturtle October 27, 2008
by timpr August 01, 2011
by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016
A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages
Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂
Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head
Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head
by LigmaAssBalls August 04, 2018