steve hearsey

Unit.

Random Person - “You are unit!”
You- “ No fucking shit I’m Steve Hearsey!”

by stevehearseyshead November 11, 2020

My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.

Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."

by gigachad2 May 25, 2022

I.. am steve

Infamous hit punchline by the infamous Jack Black who stars the infamous Steve in the infamous movie trailer of the infamous A Minecraft Movie.

<Jack Black> I.. am steve.

by ooferthesubwoofer September 13, 2024

Steve Dawg

The littiest fam out there BLESS THE FUCK UP NIGGA!

Tony: Bro have u seen that steve dawg down the road?

Ethan: Fuck yeah I have, he's a fucking savage.
Steve Dawg: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MY NIGGA MY NIGGA, MY NIGGA MY NIGGA

by Servardo August 7, 2018

Steve

A name for a man. He is like a lighthouse. Standing tall & a shining light for the ones he holds dearest. He is kind, sarcastic and a hard worker. He is also very good at procrastinating. But it’s fine bc everything else about him is really great. We love Steve.

Steve is a stand up guy.

by Itsme_sjc November 21, 2021

Steve

An idiot that is usually tall, bald and ugly as hell.

Wow! That dude is definitely a "Steve". He's even wearing a blue tuxedo! Who tf does that???

by Lor420 December 26, 2024

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022