Mike Cocks

The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)

Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.

by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019

Pulling a Mike

To pull a Mike is for a man to pull out of a Devil's three-way.

"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."

by hbk420 October 13, 2021

Mike🐸

A sexy man f child, who is in need for his mother to hold him cause he cries every night about having to go back to work...what oh.

Daddy Mikey Mike🐸

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021

Mike Sills

Crazy, Wild, Well liked, Quite the smooth talker, Aggresive, Dangerous, Well endowed, Extreme Performer, Over-all inclined to achieve greatness.

That guy just went Mike Sills on her. The boy is smart and talanted you could call him a young Mike Sills.

by guero1088 February 4, 2010

Mike Attack

When someone freaks out over something that it completely fucked up.

Micheal had a Mike Attack while shitting on Cams dick.

by Fartsinacho August 29, 2010

Mike Anarchy

Usually the leader, father, or savior of a rebellious group, hacker organization, wrestling stable, or a community of people who want to REVOLT. He is fierce, fearless, and furious, he has a main goal in mind and it's to stretch ones muffler.

No, it's not a reference to the television show, "Sons of Anarchy"

We need a Mike Anarchy in our lives, we don't know where Toys R Us is.

by Ro-Wrestler January 17, 2018

Mike Juneau

A man or boy normally 5'7 in height, Scorpio, brown hair brown eyes mostly nice, funny, always there never cheated in his life never would. most caring soul in the world . loves hugs , had a history of leukemia (blood Cancer) on his spinal cord, his father left for the military came home never visited has had 4 wives. (the father not mike) Mike lives with his mother his step dad his 2 sisters and his cousin.

goes to Lumberton HS TX

Do you know MIKE JUNEAU?
yea he's such a mike.

by humber fumperdink March 5, 2019