Daytona Barking Spider

A spider that is brown and fuzzy with a lighter brown back. Commonly mistaken as a brown recluse

They were brought to Daytona Beach in the late 80’s in Bananas from Brazil when the Daytona Flea Market opened
Bro I was sleeping in the bushes on the streets and got bit by a Daytona Barking Spider
by Rebeccm November 21, 2022
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spider blance

The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)
I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!

Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!
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Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.
Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.
by Big Cat Koszyk November 02, 2014
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Chesapeake Buzzard Spider

A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.
Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.
by McSnack July 16, 2022
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spider spatula

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.
Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.
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Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused
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Big Spider Energy

When you’re in a specific place, such as a building with excessive cobwebs, you know there’s an ungodly amount of “big” spiders residing there….you can just feel its energy; waiting for the ceiling tile to open up to thousands of tarantula paratroopers dropping in on you. Also known as BSE
Bobby’s house has Big Spider Energy…holy shit, a tarantula!
by Arachno Mike September 22, 2022
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