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the full jimmy carter

When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.
Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.
by Jagg1999 July 18, 2016
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Jimmy James Jr

When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.
"Hey babe, make sure to wear a condom... don't want a Jimmy James Jr."
by Themanhoff October 26, 2022
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Lettuce Mouth Jimmy

If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019
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jimmy neutron boi

A green ugly burnt French frie also known as scrap trap or scroop troop
Ew look an ugly green French frie
No that’s scroop troop

No it’s jimmy neutron boi

Le gasp
by Fnaf and nods November 14, 2020
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Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.
"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"
by Solanas69 February 24, 2019
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Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after
by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023
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