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family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up
person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.
by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 29, 2022
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When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family
When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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half-familied

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.
by techyartsyman52 May 11, 2023
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Zorro-The Family Salon

Also known as the family-friendly salon!

Zorro Offers and their clients together set a different benchmark for salons across India.
Did you know the recent keratin service by Zorro-The Family Salon is just a different ball game altogether
by Jewel Builders November 25, 2021
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Musso Family

The family of italians, mostly well known for having a nonna that cooks better then gordan ramsey.

This nonna can cook basically anything you ask for, the best part of this nonna is she gives you 100$ for your birthday.

The musso family are very likeable people, some people wish to have a musso family member as there friends.

The italian family are also known for a certain child in the family with a massive head. it’s not hard to miss it.
person 1: “im from the musso family”

person 2: “do you want to be friends?”
by skskskksk12 August 26, 2019
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NineEx family

Da infamous '80's-and-'90's-era northeastern-United-States mega-biz in wired communications dat had "scored a perfect ten" as far as da "number" of company-names dat it had "dialed up" (i.e., acquired) --- and then often "slammed down da receiver on" (i.e., tossed away again) --- over da decades.
Well, da 1984 radio-ad did indeed actually state dat "The Bell System is breaking up", so maybe their calling themselves da "NineEx family" isn't such a "phony" name, after all; I imagine dat da "book" of their "call history" --- i.e., past corporate-affiliation evolution --- contains a lot of "yeller pages", in dat many of da corporations dat they had previously "hung up on" were quite loudly opposed to said "disconnections"!
by QuacksO April 7, 2025
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Bootiful family group chat

An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.
Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”

Person: “no I’m-”

Ali: “ELI!”

Eli: “hello.”

Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”

Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”

Person: “oh- okay”

That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!
by Eldritch Fridge January 2, 2023
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