An object of the joint-building persuasion, consisting of a range of joints stuck together with extra long perpendicular paper tying the rolled joints together, from shorter to longer, with different kinds of chronic inside it, making so that you can "play the dutch pan flute", meaning you're taking hits from several different weeds or hash in a pattern you choose yourself, thus creating a melody of savors in your mouth, and a fuckin' trainwreck in your head.
Usually, this is done while the attendants are able to score a shitload of different shit, for the purpose of the flute building you would indeed need at least twenty different substances to make it really interesting. To make it smart, you usually line up the shit from mellow to oh-my-god-this-is-strong, so you can play to flute from left to right and get increasing power going to your brain.
Usually, this is done while the attendants are able to score a shitload of different shit, for the purpose of the flute building you would indeed need at least twenty different substances to make it really interesting. To make it smart, you usually line up the shit from mellow to oh-my-god-this-is-strong, so you can play to flute from left to right and get increasing power going to your brain.
Chris : Hey man, we gotta stop goin to the coffee shop when we're stoned out of our asses. Look at all this weed and hash we bought again, no way I'm gonna retain my sanity after that.
Louis : Don't pussy out on me right now bitch, let's roll a fuckin dutch pan flute and we'll get through this pile of happiness in a jiffy.
Chris : Man, you crazy !
Louis : Shut up and get some cardboard and paper.
Chris : Roger that.
Louis : Don't pussy out on me right now bitch, let's roll a fuckin dutch pan flute and we'll get through this pile of happiness in a jiffy.
Chris : Man, you crazy !
Louis : Shut up and get some cardboard and paper.
Chris : Roger that.
by Klisstoriss February 17, 2012
(1) Like a double Dutch rudder but instead involves three men.
(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.
(2) Three men jack each other off simultaneously.
Three starters on the football team performed a triple Dutch rudder in the locker room. It isn't gay, because their dicks never touched.
by Walter Babcock March 03, 2018
"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"
"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"
"Two Dutch Mugs"
"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"
by spikee-pixie April 17, 2009
by WTFuck July 10, 2014
Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!
by mile211 July 30, 2018
The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.
That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.
by Ninjapunch August 31, 2017
When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.
by Dutchbaby December 24, 2021