cum moment

A cum moment is a word to use in place of bruh moment or pog moment.

bob: yo look a falling star
jerry: epic cum moment

by se5drtfyguhijo October 20, 2021

boogers and cum

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum

by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021

cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

by Pallyberry August 27, 2013

Cum hum

When a female (or homosexual male) has had so much sperm ejaculated inside of them (anus, mouth or vagina) that these areas actually smell like old sperm.

"Oh man, I took Scarlet home last night."

"How was it?"

"Terrible, she had a wicked case of cum hum."

"Oh man, that's horrific."

"Tell me about it, I almost threw up."

by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012

hen cum

n. the white, slimy, strings found in an undercooked egg.

Ack, cook these eggs more, they're loaded with hen cum!

by snippettex March 25, 2011

cum speedrun

A cum speedrun is a speedrun where the speedrunner has to cum on every free porn website there is in the internet (xhamster, pornhub, xvideos, and so go on). This mean that after every cum you have to go on other website and keep going cum without any rest until you finish going into all porn websites.

Guy 1: Barry just said he did a cum speedrun.
Guy 2: he's Dry Balls Barry now.

by dumbballs69 November 23, 2021

Cum Countdown

Cumming right as the clock hits midnight (12:00) on New Years Eve.

I did a Cum Countdown to start 2023!

by Rionox December 31, 2022