jak jones

When somebody is ginger and alone.

Hey look at that red haired man on his jak jones.

by Saladbag94 May 18, 2016

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broderick jones

The most CUTEST of all males, smart, athletic, strongest, and the biggest dick of all people

Jake: Dude I am Broderick Jones
Cris: Lucky

by Unseamedpage8 October 6, 2016

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Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.

by Samsung8 May 8, 2023

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Sweaty Hannah Jones

The sexual act of getting choked, and tossing money around at the same time

Dude that girl's a total freak, she made me do the sweaty Hannah Jones to her last night

by Lubemytube December 14, 2018

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Jim Jones

The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).

Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.

by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022

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