Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?

Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Tapping the keg

Going first in a gangbang, akin to the initial opening of a beer keg.

"What's so funny?" "It's a picture of Kermit tapping the keg on Taylor Swift!"

by KhuntKhrusher January 30, 2024

Tap

"Teenage Asian P*rn"

Ashton LOVES "TAP"

by Mazee007 February 5, 2024

tapped

A word used to describe a criminal-minded individual/a problem to society.

“do you hear about that guy who stabbed someone in the pub, he must’ve been tapped.”

“If that cunt keeps staring at my girl then i’m gonna curb stomp the fucker”
“Bro chill out why are you always on some tapped shit”

by Bumhole Digger December 6, 2022

spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Tap In

pendu favourite thing to do. A goal scored just outside the net (Super easy to score). My idol Pendu is sometimes found in estonia looking for ‘tap ins’. The ghost penaldo is always successful in finding his tap ins.

The Portuguese devil pristiano pendu loves a good ol tap in

by The ghost Pris December 30, 2022

Egg tapping

When two men stand side by side. One man swings his nuts into the other this creates a Newtons cradle back and forth. There is no winner.

It was a pretty good party, but a lot of people left after Greg and Cam started Egg tapping eachother.

by pcrusher April 21, 2023