Tallahassee Backhoe

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.

He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.

by Dependsformen June 26, 2025

Tall

A humorous euphemism used (esp. in Black communities or sitcoms like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) to refer to someone who is White.

“I showed my mom a pic of my prom date and she said, ‘Oh… he looks tall.’”

by popehexagon July 12, 2025

Tallahassee Slappy

Is when you shove your hand someone anal. Then pull out and slap them until they turn red or black out

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee slappy until I could handle it

by Software129 February 10, 2026

Tallahassee Tourniquet

The act of wrapping one's own (or more commonly a partner's) belt, shoelace, necktie, or any improvised strap extremely tightly around the base of the erect penis and/or scrotum immediately before climax, then proceeding to ejaculate while the constriction is maintained at maximum tightness. The goal (or at least the claimed goal among degenerates who admit to this) is to produce an explosively forceful, high-pressure orgasm followed by an almost cartoonishly dark-purple, throbbing, vein-bulging member that looks like it’s about to pop.

Upon release of the improvised tourniquet, the sudden rush of blood back into the area supposedly creates a painful-yet-euphoric pins-and-needles sensation that some describe as “cumming so hard your soul leaves through your dick and then gets sucked back in"

Bro said he gave himself a Tallahassee Tourniquet last night and passed out for like 90 seconds. Woke up with a boner that looked like a bruised eggplant and a carpet that needed professional cleaning.

by Bigdawg_jimmy67 February 15, 2026

Tallahassee tightrope

When you take a double dildo and run into each other's ass then clinch your ass checks and tug away from each other. Whoever comes uncorked loses.

Toby and Timmy were caught in a mean round of Tallahassee tightrope.

by Hooligunz April 2, 2026

Tallahassee Hot Pocket

The Tallahassee Hot Pocket is a large piece of human feces inside of a condom, that has been frozen and reheated in a microwave before being used as a dildo.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is alleged to have made and used the very first Tallahassee Hot Pocket, hence the name.

by Eldji April 12, 2026

Tall people named Tyler

Typically people named Tyler and/or Tyler Owens and stand over 6 ft are usually the ugliest people on earth.

You should stay away from tall people named Tyler because they are crude inside and out.

“You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”

by henryloomis July 16, 2025