Day ones

People say that everyone is their day one. Well fix urself cuz u got it wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since birth or for several years.

Man 1: yo I got so many day ones dude like their everyone.
Man 2: nah dude, Olivia and Isabella are day ones they've literally been best friends since kindergarten. So no you gotta fix urself.

by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 5, 2019

on a good one

to be really hyperactive usually enhanced by stimulants (caffeine, sugar, chocolate)

lil monster is on a good one

by skaterjack October 5, 2006

this one time

Derives from the ever popular movie american pie. as in: "this one time at band camp." But now has more wide range of usage. Guys who are usually stoners or alcoholics use this term to reflect on one or more experiences they've had while under the influence. And wish to use this term to enlighten us all about the joys and wonders of "trppin"

Stoner Dude: This one time me and Bob were totally trippin out in the back alley way behind Fry's. Then all of a sudden we here these sirens, so we run. And then we just keep runnin and runnin till we reach this babes house and theres like 8 naked chicks in this hot tub. and we just went back there and then i checked my roley. it was already 7 o'clock. past my curfew. my probation officer would kill me. so i had to bounce on home. but man it was trippy.

by MissBarry February 4, 2005

THE GREAT ONE

A person of greatness

This person is great, he is the great one.

by great man January 6, 2010

true one

Synonymous with wetback, only a stronger term. The true one is generally from a deeper, darker part of Mexico and tends to be greasier than your average illegal.

Yeah, Jorge is a wetback, but his friend Chilango is a fucking true one!

by PuroMVRWSV May 17, 2018

seventy one

A seventy one is a sixty nine with each others thumb up each others ass

Chad and Trent pulled a seventy one last night

by Goof April 10, 2005

One Uper

A friend, relative, or associate, that always has a better story than yours. This person will lie about almost every detail of his story just to be a little bit better than you. Traits are lonely adolescences with absolutely no friends, and a lot of cats.

Me: Dude, I hit a birdie on that last par 5"
One Uper: Well, I just happen to get an eagle on that hole.

Me: I won the lottery this weekend.
One Uper: I've won it twice.
Me: How is that possible, duche?

by I_TOUCH_MYSELF August 29, 2009