Sartz Syndrome

A peculiar biological disorder only found in asian people, where the one with the syndrome will often make excuses to go in to other rooms, only to be found sleeping in strange positions.

It's a rare variant of the Narcolepsy disorder. To this day, it is still unknown why only asian cases have been found.

Katherin, did you see that asian man asleep over the fruit stand at the market? Must have been Sartz syndrome

by Dr Ludolf van Trouten December 15, 2010

Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome

Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"

by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016

Haugesund Syndrome

The Haugesund Syndrome is a syndrome that can be gained while staying for a longer time in a city without the possibility of proper recreational activities. A lack of proper recreactional activities can be triggered by extended periods of bad weather as well as the physical absence of recreational facilities.

Yo, I'm really pumped to start riding bikes, but unfortunately I got the Haugesund Syndrome. What a bummer.....

by Jankie_The_Monkey November 15, 2019

kiyone syndrome

when you
constantly
type like
this
and have
problems
typing in
one line

yeah so
today i was
like going
to school
and i found
out it was
cancelled
LOL

by anonymous February 14, 2005

markley's syndrome

A derivative of Markley's Law, a condition that exists in which a hoplophobe or other variant of liberal, is compelled to equate gun ownership with penis size.

Those who suffer from Markley's Syndrome say things such as;
"People who own guns are compensating for having a small penis."

by Tex Bacon May 23, 2014

xenebfly syndrome

when one person is incapable of finding somthing

example:

person 1: shit, i cant find my keys
person 2:you must b suffering from xenebfly syndrome

by d00de93 December 29, 2007

Wario Syndrome

When you have properties of wario, such as being clever and smart thinking. However you are very fat, ugly and extremely anti-social. Also the person can be very obnoxious.

Tom - Im the smartest in the school i know everything !

Class - He has WS (wario syndrome)

by Spaccos February 7, 2013