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Swamp fingers

When u been fingering a girl so long that ur fingers go wrinkly. Like when ur in the bath to long
Boy: I was at Jenny's house last night got mad swamp fingers
by Suck my nan July 24, 2017
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swamp tard

A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.
That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!
by calisun23 May 3, 2008
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Swamp grass

When Johnny pulled out and blew his load…Dixie’s bagina looked like swamp grass
by Dr. Tickfinder July 27, 2023
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Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
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Swamp sheep

Swamp sheep: a person who loves the goverment swamp as it is and trusts that the goverment has the best intrest of then in mind. Particularly a Democrat, a victim type mentality. They likely work for the goverment in some form and have loyalty to the swamp continuing to provide for them. A sort of blind loyalty, very naive to the world and how it works. Swamp sheep would rather live in a cage in a corrupt goverment claim blm and defund the police yet would be the first cowards to call the cops when someone breaks a rule like not wearing a mask during covid 19.
He's a swamp sheep. Been living off the govt tit since he was a boy.
by Itsfree October 27, 2020
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swamp rag

The towel Shrek has blown countless loads of Cum on
When at shreks house be carefully to avoid his gooy green swamp rag, you get pregnant Forsure
by BigDickaSorus March 31, 2021
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Swamp Ass

Origin Story: It is believed it was first used in 1982 When Glenn Schafer arrived in English class freshman year of high school after gym, and had not showered. His friend Steve asked where he'd been and he replied just got outta gym... then after he said I" feel like i have a swamp ass" to which steve started cracking up in the middle of class. As the story goes he used it term here and there but never heard anyone else use it until 10 years later, and when he heard it, he said hey thats my phrase, he was amazed how it took that long to get back around
just got outta gym... I" feel like i have swamp ass"
by Basswiz888 November 3, 2022
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