Get In My Swamp

When a man, preferably fat and blue collar, builds up some vile swamp ass, then goes home and with the confidence of Shrek himself, invites his poor unsuspecting wife into the bedroom where he then proceeds to pin her down and sit bare ass on her face

"invited the ole lady into my room last night to Get in my swamp, well happy to say the divorce is going well.

by Poopyboy3 January 10, 2026

Swamp Rot

When you fuck a man in his ass until it bleeds and pusses up, then the flesh around the sphincter rots away leaving a foul odor that smells like roadkill padussy

I just fucked him in the ass and it smelled like straight swamp rot! I think he should go to the doctor

by Santel125 January 12, 2026

Swamp Wampus

A horrifyingly (physically or mentally) disgusting, ugly, or monstrous female that wreaks of body-odor. Named after the Swamp Wampus from Appalachian Folklore.

Meaghan is so ugly, she is such a swamp wampus.

by SwampWampus January 24, 2025

swamp geckos

Australian term for a salt water crocodile.

When up North take care to watch ou for the swamp geckos in the rivers and swamps.

by anonymous February 21, 2025

nathan swamp ass

A new rare strain of swamp ass that first surfaced in Oregon, 2025

pretty gnarly case of swamp ass, might be the new strain known as "nathan swamp ass".

by Doctor A. Swamp February 27, 2025

Swamp Spelunker

A person who picks up nasty unshaven, unclean hookers in the hood.

"Yeah man, I'm gonna be a swamp spelunker after this girl I found tonight!"

by GlassGlassGlass May 31, 2024

Karmic Swamp Ass

noun - a vaporous secretion from a described heinous anus that in return punishes its sender.

Colt released karmic swamp ass upon himself.

by The Real Ass Kite June 7, 2024