soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 October 06, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 October 06, 2015

soft nation

the sweetest and softest group of people you will ever meet on entire stan twitter

person a: what is soft nation to you?

person b: family

by chichiheadass July 11, 2019

Soft squirter

A man that can only produce female offspring.

I'll never have any grandsons because all my boys are soft squirters.

by Nicol922 May 15, 2024

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 17, 2023

Soft as a jelly donut

Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.

by JoeyPencils January 08, 2024

SofT Era

Extreme flopping, top players joining up together, Not playing a full season cause of load management

Todays players in the sofT era look like a bunch of gamers and electricians

by 1990sicc April 12, 2021