toilet paper

What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.

Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.

by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020

single use paper-formulated

Something that's single use and made of paper, like a MUG.

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by limeonade June 15, 2022

paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

by flapjackboy February 18, 2024

Paper-Thin Disguises

A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.

Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!

by Hyper73557 January 7, 2021

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

paper vape

Slang for a cig

Buddy let me bum a paper vape aye?

by Hellofucknigga September 24, 2023

Paper Wasp

A paper wasp is similar to your standard wasp but about 2 times the size. The paper wasps can be very deadly and if not in good health can kill you.

Hey Justin your dad got killed by a paper wasp.

by Berry Mycockiner May 12, 2022