meat spank

Hold your junk like a slab of cold meat , and swinging it with the force of a thousand suns.

Im going to meat spank people with staff infection.

by Touchmymeatspank January 10, 2012

meat shakes

1. Craving for cock.
2. Similar to alcohol shakes, but the result of eating too much meat. Cheeky!

Hey, I've got the meat shakes.
What's that, a craving for cock?
No, a result of the massive cheddar porker I had earlier.
Ooh, sounds like you might have them all week!
CHEEKY!

by CheddarPorker July 25, 2011

Meat Stain

1) The nice little brown mark that is left in the back of your undergarments.

2) Can be used as an insult to get yourslef out of a tough position

1) Wow even the washing machine didnt take out that mean meat stain I got back there! Thats a dark one.

2) YEAH! welllll fuck you, ya fuckin meat stain! You've just been gettin cattle prodded to much you fucktwat.

by Iron James January 29, 2004

meat section

A female who is afraid of male genitalia.

I went to meat section’s house last night to take a crap. I knew she wasn’t going to suck it so I didn’t bother turning on the shower.

by teabagger April 3, 2003

meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

by Jim January 26, 2004

loose meat

too have many skin folds hanging out of ones pussy!

she has a loose meat sandwich below!

by ben-wah! March 15, 2003

meat curtains

a chicks mut-mut flaps (vagina flaps)

Check out her meat curtains hanging out her undies!

by lans April 10, 2003