Oliver

An Oliver is the person you think about before going to sleep. The guy you want to impress. The guy that is good with everyone and does not have an enemies. He will be there for you even if you were not there for him. He does not expect anything from anyone so he is always happy. He is part of the boys and has a past that he loves but it takes a lot of time and love for him to open up to you. If you see one, don't let him slip away as you can only find one in a lifetime.

Girl 1: Hey, watcha doin?
Girl 2:....
Girl 1: Are you thinking about Oliver again?
Girl 2: Who isn't?

by EIAPCCIA October 6, 2020

Oliver Sykes

Oliver Sykes is the sexiest leadsinger from a Metal band alive. He‘s also known as Oli Sykes. He is hot. He has cool tattoos. Yes that’s it :)

Do you know Oliver Sykes{?

You probably mean sexiest lead singer from a metal band alive.

by chelseasmilingcliffo January 6, 2019

Oliver

One of the best people you will ever meet. Gives great advice, and is good with emotions. Oliver is a keeper.

Oliver the nice guy.

by Oliverniceguy March 18, 2021

Drunk Oliver

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.

Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."

by AlexG June 10, 2012

Oliver

An insecure prick who projects all his problems onto everyone else. A person called Oliver will get mad when you don’t give him every ounce of your attention all the fucking time. He may use the argument “your never the victim “ to make you seem like the villain when you are in fact just always a victim to his selfishness. Another thing you may encounter when talking to an Oliver is him claiming you faked your sa, ruin your other relationships and push you past your boundaries because of course the don’t apply to him. OF COURSE. If you have an Oliver In your life, GET HIM OUT OF IT. I promise your be happier after 3 minutes 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Oliver’s an abläute wanker.

by Slaying into ur mom October 25, 2022

Oliver

A person that is said to have the biggest penis in the world; usually around 12-16 inches!

Who’s that person with the biggest penis in the world?

Oliver!

by Ionknowbro July 10, 2022

Mc Oliver

When you pretend you're thinking about something convingly with no conviction.

Don't pull a mc Oliver!!

by Mc Oliver May 14, 2022