Noah

A 11-19 year old.

Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.

She was in the kitchen for 20 minutes, and this pot is STILL dirty? What a Noah.

You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.

Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?

We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!

by K-k-k-Karen;) June 8, 2020

Noah

Generally a simp and most ugliest person

Hey look watta Supruise noahs being a simp

by AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA June 9, 2020

Noah

Noah is sweet and caring, but don't fall for him. he will break your heart over and over again.

girl 1: *crying*
girl 2: What's wrong?
girl 1: I fell for Noah!
girl 2: I made the same mistake. It's okay, the pain goes away in time. :(

by mostAmazingTrees3 June 16, 2020

Noah

The biggest Retard you’ll ever meet. Complete fuck up. And he has a tiny penis.

Brandon: Fuck you Noah you fucking retard!

by Smallman57 June 18, 2020

Noah

The hottest guy in the world be with him and is you regret then you are gonna cry for 99 years

1:Damn I love Noah

2:Yeah me too

by My name is Tokyo(actually not) June 19, 2020

Noah

He is ugfuglio. You name your kid that if he sucks dick.

FUCK NOAH. He has a tiny peeper.

by Garfy121234 June 19, 2020

Noah

Sucks at video games and really salty about it

Hey Coltin! Did you see how I destroyed Noah in gun game?

by Logasm13 June 20, 2020