May 18

May 18 is the National Get-Bitches Day!!!
For friends and foes alike who do not get bitches!

“Yo Gilbert its May 18th!”
“fym i get all the bitches”

by therealgodnamedchuck May 17, 2022

Justin and May

WHAT A GREAT ROMANCE COUPLE! would be the best romance show especially during the scenes with a hot chick ontop a juggler, May is such a great daddys girl and would listen while the Justin would be such a great boyfriend and be a good daddy.

Love a Justin and May couple!

by Iloveyouall<3 November 23, 2021

May 9

Ask your crush out day

May 9th is the day to ask out your crush if you don’t it will bring bad luck

by Ily.her_sm May 6, 2022

May 20th

Become straight for day day.

Gay person 1: Im glad im not straight
Person 2: Its may 20th!!!
Gay person: Welp i guess im straight now
*Gay person turns straight*

by Unkonwn#2193635372823245364536 November 4, 2021

May 17

a taurus- thats it.

B- You were born on May 17 right?

R- Yea

B- oh you're a taurus
R- cool.

by TrippieREDD November 20, 2020

May 9th

National Him A Booty Pic Day

Make his day with a booty pic :)

Omg it’s May 9th, I have to send him a booty pic

by mxj April 28, 2022

May 29th

People born on this day are the most prettiest, most gorgeous, handsomest and most loyal people ever.

Oh, Look she’s gorgeous, she must be born on may 29th.

by noodles😍 March 26, 2022