The Luke

Reverse cow girling the toilet while you masterbate

POV: you open the bathroom door and catch your friend doing The Luke

by User_12348383 April 12, 2020

Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?

"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."

by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020

Luke

Usually quite the small guy, very interesting person good lad to be around (unless they’re gender neutral then they’re a good person can’t offend the feminists) funny and sound guy got quite the few friends but usually not a big character, all round sound geezer

Luke, he must be quite the cool guy

by BigFinnRuddy April 17, 2020

luke bowen

he be lookin’ like a mf giraffe yet he’s had more girlfriends than the whole population of animals

luke bowen is a highlighter

by my farts smell good April 19, 2020

Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

luke

da best boi and good fweew. he is super good and nice boy

person 1: that is luke right there
person 2: epic
person 3: that steezy ass kickflip son

by bulimbulongo November 11, 2020

Luke and Tony

Two of the most iconic boys in the entire hurst of sand. If Luke and tony ever see you in public you probably won’t be able to take your eyes off of them. One because of the endless chaos they encompass and two because of the atomic awesomeness all of the Akins Offer. Luke and tony will one day be the kings of the hurst and thus they shallnt be dismissed in anyway.

Luke and tony: where’s yeti?
Eddie: harough
Luke and tony; treats!
Eddie: ruff (Uber loud)

by Jack Hacker November 11, 2020