ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer December 21, 2011

lemon jugs

used as another name for breasts.

wow that girls got some nice lemon jugs.

by foxymama3434 September 04, 2009

Lemon Season

Lemon Season is a play on the phrase "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" meaning a period of time in which a person takes advantage of good opportunities or tries to make their life or situation better by doing certain things.

Person: I'm starting at the gym today. Going to get huuuuge
Person 2: YEAH MAN LEMON SEASON

by lemonademan1372 April 03, 2018

lemon season

when your at a party and you see 3 or more couples making out

'' is it the lemon season, mate?''

by daiyuツ May 06, 2023

do you like lemons

This is asked to a person who is thought to be very zesty or gay/ homosexual tendencies

Hey there! Do you like lemons?
-Yeah, why?
Thought so

by Doyouwearwigs April 27, 2024

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 11, 2010

Lemon water loco

A name substitute name for a fake alcoholic beverage used to trick friends into drinking piss

Dude try this drink
What is it, its clear?
Its a lemon water loco, just try it dude, gets you fucked up bro

by Snizzness man 101 November 20, 2017