Lemon

Something totally uncool that will leave a sour taste in your mouth.

%20Breaking%20up%20with%20him%20over%20text%20was%20hella%20lemon.

by Barbieboygetsbitches November 22, 2023

Lemon Season

Lemon Season is a play on the phrase "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" meaning a period of time in which a person takes advantage of good opportunities or tries to make their life or situation better by doing certain things.

Person: I'm starting at the gym today. Going to get huuuuge
Person 2: YEAH MAN LEMON SEASON

by lemonademan1372 May 21, 2018

lemon chocolate

when a person, usually female, doesn't wipe after going to the toilet and as a result her underwear gets colored in yellow and brown

After coming home from the camping trip, Stacey had a lemon chocolate.

"Ew, she seems like a lemon chocolate kind of girl."

by swagonyouswaggie December 19, 2020

Lemon squeeze

The act of friends getting together and telling each other what they don’t like about each other and resolving the problem.

I think we need a lemon squeeze this weekend tonya has been really rude lately

by Ladybug 33 September 16, 2019

Lemon

The most dangerous word in the fucking world. if said exactly 69420 times in a row yo will summon a lemon with the power of a thousand chicken nuggets. This can end the world trust me i know.

Terrorist: Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon....
Person: what the heck are you doing?
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon lemon
Person: Dude wtf stop it.
Terrorist : SHUT UP GODAMMIT IM TRRYING TO END THE WORLD! DAMN I LOST COUNT!
Person: oh shit

by ChickenNuggitBoi October 27, 2021

Lemon Question

A question confidently asked by a person that has given the appearance of being knowledgeable in the subject but really is not. Can be just the two of you or can be a group of you talking.

i.e. i was speaking about a construction site with a group of people and a girl nodding along jumped in with "iv always wondered, how do they hang drywall when its raining and not ruin it?... That's a Lemon Question, derived from interviews given by Don Lemon and the numerous times he asks a "Lemon Question".

by Whonose!? April 10, 2024

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011