Nothing runs like a deere
Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder
Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big
Redneck from Medway, Maine: Lets go yard some big ol wood with the big ol john deere skidder
Look at thats 748 h John deere skidder she is big
by jim bob brown April 22, 2010
by Roomate May 02, 2004
probably the most influential man of our time. not only can he outdrink almost any other man/woman, he's amazing in the sack.
by scurrvyy January 19, 2005
by Rob Aldridge February 26, 2007
Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.
by Jamaica John February 03, 2010
The act of gracefully having anal sex with a woman after she has vomited.
The chosen woman, can be eased in with a McDonalds happy meal, if you so decide.
The chosen woman, can be eased in with a McDonalds happy meal, if you so decide.
I bought her a happy meal, 15 minutes later she was puking and I have my dick in her ass. I right nazi john'd her, she wont be walking for a week.
I told the lads down the pub, they were impressed and appalled I'd given her the nazi john.
I told the lads down the pub, they were impressed and appalled I'd given her the nazi john.
by PANTONEX October 28, 2010