Jimmy James Jr

When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.

"Hey babe, make sure to wear a condom... don't want a Jimmy James Jr."

by Themanhoff October 26, 2022

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Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

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A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!

Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!

Cast member: Just go do it!

Bob: What is it!

Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!

Bob: but!....but!

Cast member: GO!

by Rekced Yrrek December 3, 2006

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Rocketman Jimmie Zara

This is a true God. An amazing man.

HOLY SHIT ITS THE ACTOR FOR ROCKETMAN JIMMIE ZARA

by WaluigiPotato12 February 17, 2019

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Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.

"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"

by Solanas69 February 24, 2019

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