A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!
Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!
Cast member: Just go do it!
Bob: What is it!
Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!
Bob: but!....but!
Cast member: GO!
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!
Cast member: Just go do it!
Bob: What is it!
Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!
Bob: but!....but!
Cast member: GO!
by Rekced Yrrek December 02, 2006
(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 12, 2021
by WaluigiPotato12 February 18, 2019
If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019
by Jagg1999 March 19, 2016
When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it
by TRIXareForMeHoe June 19, 2023
by Fnaf and nods November 15, 2020