Text n Head

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.
by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009
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text message boyfriend

A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category
-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.
by TMGF December 12, 2006
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Chain text bitch

something you become when someone asks for your phone number and never texts you to talk, only to send you those stupid chain text messages.
(chain texter):"FWD: FWD: send this to ten people in the next 10 minutes or you will never fall in love again."

(text receiver): "stop sending me those texts! im not your chain text bitch!!"
by MRTyty555 January 18, 2010
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Initiatory Text Ratio

When a texter sends the first text, usually along the lines of "Hey what's up?? :)", this is known as the initiatory text. Through comparing the average number of initiatory texts sent by two participants to each other, an initiatory text ratio can be determined. The ITR is a clear indicator of who is the more interested of the two. If for every five initiatory texts you send, there is usually one in return, the ITR is 5:1 in the textee's favor, and you're just not in good shape. Ideally a 1:1 ratio is reached, but only in the most compatible of relationships. The ITR is on the same level of dependability as the theory of gravity itself.
"Dude, how are things going with Amanda???"

"Not good, the Initiatory Text Ratio is around 15:1, i might as well give up now,"

"I don't blame ya bro, the ITR never fails."
by matt160 January 29, 2009
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text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.
A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.
by Art Anderson March 01, 2015
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Title text here

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John: *enters a google application*
God: Title text here
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text for your header

text-for-your-header
noun (modern slang)

meaning:
really fun, very good game
example: Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header
by FahKnee June 01, 2019
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