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Stinker and Hooked

When a player (mainly football) has a horrendous performance during a game where they have had no impact, when they get substituted out (hooked).

You would yell: {insert name} STINKER AND HOOKED!
Lee Gunner: Declan Rice with a world class, vomit inducing performance STINKER AND HOOKED!
by pastypalmer20 April 8, 2025
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Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt
John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over
by DB’s April 15, 2025
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HOOK UP

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.
Hey, I am a tired millennial. All that I desire from life is a stable hook up.
by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025
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Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance
He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards
by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025
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good to hook

good to go/all set; military slang often used by paratroopers/commandos referring to their parachute rigs and being good to go to 'hook' their static line up for a jump
once we get this part done right here we're good to hook
by finishedclub April 25, 2024
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