hair patty

Another name for a hairy vagina.

Damn I was about to go down on this girl last night and she had a hair patty.

by xxxoxoxoxx November 15, 2017

Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

by xwickedxxpediax January 13, 2021

ass hair

When you grow hair on your ass.

I went to fuck her ass and she had a shit ton of ass hair.

by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021

tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.

Madison has tuff hair.

by IAmDaddyDavid June 24, 2017

goat hairs

Shitty singular hairs on your chin that are annoying as fuck.

I fucking hate goat hairs man.

by Fech1990 July 25, 2015

cubic hair

Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.

I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.

by Captain Cubicle April 27, 2012

the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.

Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.

by scrapmetal82 June 18, 2010