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DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024
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Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.
Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.
by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024
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Goon Cocoon

Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.

I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.
by OilySaltine February 9, 2024
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gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.
"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.
Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?
by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024
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Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."
by Bromime February 13, 2024
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Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations)

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.
Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.
by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024
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