Girlfriend

The Girl who you fuck. Also the girl you hope to spend the rest of your life with forever.

A girlfriend is a girlfriend.

by Dixie's finest March 1, 2023

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Attorney girlfriend

Aw what? Nobody else wants to cover it? Ok. Well, I guess it's up to me to Op Ed the shit out of this situation.

Hym "What happened to the attorney girlfriend? Is that not a thing anymore? Is it impossible to love women after one of them fucks a retard behind your back? *sigh* Haaaaaa-shit... That kind of bums me out..."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2022

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National get a girlfriend day

The day when a girl gets asked out.

National get a girlfriend day

by swift mama November 16, 2021

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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.

Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.

by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024

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Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.

“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”

by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025

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