freshaun

A no lifer who buys a pc with 12 monitors for show. He eats cheetos amd eats snacks all day. He doesnt go outside at all. Hes a no lifer. A shut in who cant get girls.

"Dang! Did you see that guy in the window?"
"Yeah. He was so ugly and nerdy. He's probably a freshaun."

by AzureFlame May 21, 2017

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

freehobster

Someone who wants to participate in an expensive hobby with out spending any money.

Les wants to play guitar like Jim and target practice like Jerry but won't spend no money he is a freehobster.

by Hatch70 July 28, 2017

Freshavacado

Taco Bell put a sign outside there resrarant that said fresh avacado and the two words were to close together so it looked like it said freshavacado and now teens use it at a slang word I am everly and Presley thank you

You suck freshavacado dude

by Everlyb August 6, 2017

Fresh Paint

1. The new coat of make-up a girl applies after runinging her first coat crying over some motherfucker she should of known was gonna cheat on her just from the fact she stole him from another girl (he cheated with her)

2. A brand new painting from an artist; they are either braging about there skill and rubbing it in, or they're trying to sell it for food money (they're not called starving artists for nothing)

1. Girl(on instigram): " Got dat fresh paint #freash paint #movingon #Icandobeter #he'sapeiceofshit #bitchbettercatchdeshands #whyme #plstakemeback

2. Artist: "I got some 'freash paint' if you're intrested"
Freind: "how about I pour you a bowl of cereal and you take that box of ramen noodles in the cupboard"
Artist: *threw tears* "thankyou"

by WHYMUSTYOUSTOPINEVERYDOORWAY August 18, 2017

Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.

"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"

by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017

freshcraft

The best minecraft server ever, better than veilhcf and rolemine.

I play Freshcraft more than other servers

by Dadey_ September 13, 2017