Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

Flatarnde

Fat, yet successful

Jonah Hill is a flatarnde actor.

Flatarnde people are rare because fat people are usually lazy and gross.

by JerBear53 May 26, 2015

flateaser

A flateaser is a small breasted women who usually has a nice ass and also happens to be a dick tease.

That Betty Lou has no titty but she sure likes to show off that mighty fine ass to me every chance she can .
That bitch is a real flateaser!

by Mister mojoworkin August 19, 2016

flatasplat

when your wheenis get stuck in a car door the splats all ove making it flat "flatasplat"

james:oh crap
jeff:what happend
james:flatasplat

by kig john November 14, 2016

flatzero

An ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the ass of Plank (Plank from ED, EDD, and EDDY).

Josh: YO, that girl is a flatzero.

Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.

Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!

by uglyasianwhore March 1, 2018

Flatulips

A burp, farting from your mouth (flatulence from your mouth)

*On Plane*
Man: *Loudly Burps*
Woman: Sir, please control your flatulips.
Man: IM TRYING!!!

by flatulipsmyguy June 17, 2018

flatbill fuck bois

Guys with short man syndrome, love to talk shit on the internet, wear flatbills and affliction T shirts. They can usefully be found at a drag strip or fast food joint.

Mickey and Bobby are some real flatbill fuck bois, they are always swinging off each others nuts on Facebook.

by thedecline January 20, 2019