Stupid piece of crap done by parents to waste time and energy, all under the guise of being educational or paying visits to family members you don't care about or even hate. These pieces of torture often happen when you have a break from school, most of the time during spring break, summer vacation, Thanksgiving, and even Christmas and New Year's.
When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.
Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).
When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.
Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).
I've been waiting to get out of school for some time. I can't wait to play some Minecraft with my friends...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...
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It doesn't have to refer to a blood line relationship.
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That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.
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The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.
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